I also noticed my wife's underwear from the laundry on the floor. The crotch had been eaten completely out. I knew I didn't do it. There was also something else he had chewed on that I won't mention. Let's just say this dog must have been part bloodhound... The only thing the dog never chewed on were my underwear. Even with his cast iron stomach the dog must have known his limits.
i think this is the reason why my family has always had primarily female dogs. it is gross to see male dog's penises flopping around. our society needs to invent underwear for boy dogs